Love guns, who needs a love gun?  Everyone, of course!  Cupid is so five minutes ago and this love gun is hot, hot, hot and cuddly.  Use it to make that dreamboat fall in love with you, or to lay waste to the cheesy Valentine aisle at your local mega mart or just use it to lay down your sleepy little head.  This love gun is hand crafted with soft fleece and special attention to all the lovely details.  There is only one of its kind, we couldn't possibly bring that much power into the world, so get it before its gone!

https://www.etsy.com/listing/121362173/love-ray-gun

It all started around New Year's Eve.  We had been hearing some creaky floorboards and things that go bump in the night, but we thought it was just our monsters up to no good.  Oh, how we were wrong!  One morning we woke to see that our excellent house protection system (aka the monsters) had captured not one, not two, but NINE chubby little ninjas!  Who knows how long they had been sneaking around our house unnoticed!  Well, we gave them a strict talking to and a fancy makeover and we are ready to send them back out into the world... if we could only find them again!